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Three FeetCandlestick is Object of Desire
| A B C D |
 | "You're the Apple of
my eye" said the Bird to the Candlestick when they were all alone he thought,behind closed Doors. |
| E |  |
The shy Electric
fan
could not bear witness by himself so he blew the Bird's lament into the open air, |
| F G H I J K |
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Where it landed on
a Filmstrip, who showed it to the Glass Pitcher, who showed it to the Hammer, who showed it to the Iron nesting with a Kiwi in a Jar! |
| L M N |
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"Enough of this
gibberish"the Candlestick replied. "Turn on the Light Switch and open up your eyes! It would take more than Money to buy my love, More than Needle and Thread to stitch me to you! |
| O P Q |
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Open up and
swallow this... my heart's as light for you as a Pail of Quarry Rocks." |
| R S T |
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The Bird's heart was
demolished as though a Rolling Pin ran over it or had been sliced with Scissors and boiled up for Tea. |
Sobbed He: WOE! | ||
| U V W X Y Z |
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"Maybe I'll find a nice
Utilitarian bit of furniture and forget this tragic game where I Volley for your love. I feel like a Wrench, a useless tuneless Xylophone, A Yellow bellied Zygote and I need to be alone." |
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